Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
