**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I will die if light touches me.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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