Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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