Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
