yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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