Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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