Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You took a bar mat shot.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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