Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
All the doctor said was why
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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