Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You're a waste of cheezeits
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you never un-have a 4some
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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