I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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