happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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