I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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