shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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