Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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