I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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