anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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