12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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