My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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