hell yes lets make some ravioli
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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