He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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