So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
this will be a night to untag.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
