he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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