I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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