Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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