seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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