just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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