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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You don't make any sense
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I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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