just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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