I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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