weddingsv make me drug and hornr
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
