i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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