i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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