it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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