When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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