Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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