babies were throwing up all over the place
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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