that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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