i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
