Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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