and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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