We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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