Acid is not a monday night drug
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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