ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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