How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I wish you could order shots online.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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