the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Randomize
