Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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