You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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