I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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