Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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