But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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