have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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