Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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