Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
North Korea, Best Korea!
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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